Further and with all due apologies, we proffer this belated addendum for the gentlepersonly edification of those few benighted miscreants who, in the most dreadfully scurrilous of terms, have of late laid siege to the imperative for our firm’s very raison d'être. Said obloquies may be summarized thusly {and in riposte to which we heartily encourage further review of point No. 2, above}: